Pick a rut any rut..
If you are ever in search of SAAK, find the nearest rut and look under it, you are destined to find him there.
Not that this is necessarily a terrible thing, at least in this rut SAAK has people to talk to, people to play euchre with and a golf course which is a walk up start but..
SAAK has managed, in the short time since leaving the big bad, to settle right back into a monotonous existence, more now than ever you can set your watch by SAAK’s movements, at work by 8.45, lunch at 1, crosswords and su do ku done by 1.30, out of the office by 5.30, first beer opened by 5.45.
Not that SAAK has any actual cause to complain and not that he would, but he had h#ped (no swearing allowed) that a major life change could actually cause a change, but who the fuck was he trying to kid.
Turns out that SAAK is just a middle aged boy with no real future… say la vee (yes I know, SAAK was being funny …. Shut up, it is funny)
Not that this is necessarily a terrible thing, at least in this rut SAAK has people to talk to, people to play euchre with and a golf course which is a walk up start but..
SAAK has managed, in the short time since leaving the big bad, to settle right back into a monotonous existence, more now than ever you can set your watch by SAAK’s movements, at work by 8.45, lunch at 1, crosswords and su do ku done by 1.30, out of the office by 5.30, first beer opened by 5.45.
Not that SAAK has any actual cause to complain and not that he would, but he had h#ped (no swearing allowed) that a major life change could actually cause a change, but who the fuck was he trying to kid.
Turns out that SAAK is just a middle aged boy with no real future… say la vee (yes I know, SAAK was being funny …. Shut up, it is funny)
posted by scaryasakitten at 7:27 AM
2 Comments:
SAAK, get out and meet people. Do something!! you're living the life of a retiree. You ain't dead yet young man. Go on, get out there.
Tragic. I love it. Write more, please?
And how did you learn to play euchre if you haven't been to prison? (I'm assuming, here.)
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