Things you should know
Steph’s meme
SAAK initally rejected his tag knowing full well that he is a particularly uninteresting individual. But a) after being yelled at b) because it’s something he would not normally do, and c) for fear of being slapped upside the head with a phone book, here goes SAAK's Things You Should Know.
(Just before I start, if you do read this, you will not be entitled to get the ensuing 4 minutes of your life back)
. Better quality to have. Good kisser or good conversationalist
Conversationalist, no question, there is nothing SAAK enjoys more than a good argument with an intelligent person who can hold up one side of the conversation. We willn’t mention the fact that sane people tend not to voluntarily kiss SAAK (he’s not a particularly pretty person)
Last time you cried?-
Sadly and honestly SAAK has no recollection of crying, not necessarily just because he is a boy, partly, but not wholly. I’m sure he cried at his grandfathers funeral when carrying the coffin, just no memory of it.
How old do you wish you were?
That is an interesting one, SAAK, whilst being chronologically 30, is emotionally probably only 15, but feels every day of 40. Having said that, SAAK does not really “wish” to be any age, but would like to have another crack at being a teenager, really, really ballsed that one up.
What's your real life nickname
Again, somewhat sadly, outside of the occasional (insert surname here)ey and ”Oy, you, yes you, the git in the corner on his pat” no nicknames.
How often do you talk to your mum
SAAK’s mom calls once a week. 7.30 Sunday, the conversation is exactly the same every time and lasts about 2 - 3 minutes not really sure why she does it, SAAK never has anything of any real interest to say, but hey, she seems to like it.
When is the last time someone gave you a dirty look
SAAK is generally oblivious to body language. He’s more likely to walk on by than notice someone giving him an evil look. Besides, he is nothing but cordial all the time, no need for anyone to give dirty looks.
If someone accidentally spits on you while talking do you acknowledge it or ignore it
Well, I’d like to think SAAK would say something particularly witty like “say it, don’t spray if” (I joke). But certainly, you could not let a moment like that just pass without some comment, surely.
Eternal love or endless money supply
SAAK, being the practical personal he is has to say endless money. Throw away lines like “money can’t buy happiness, but it can purchase a close substitute” come to mind. But honestly, I’m not sure SAAK holds any hope for the other option…. (sad I know)
If you were guaranteed that you would succeed, what is the one thing you would do
Live life
11. Finish these sentences;A) Sex on the first date is.....
Hang on a minute here …. That’s jumping the gun a little, a first date of any description would be some kind of god sent one in a million miracle, so we’ll leave it at that
B) On Saturday night I like to....
Drink SAAK into a stupor, but that’s not greatly different to most other days that end in “y”
C) I try to avoid.....
Stupid people, well people in generally, but that is a habit SAAK is trying to remedy (the people in general thing, SAAK still wants to avoid the idiocy of the great unwashed).
D) My childhood dream was..
Honestly, no idea. SAAK’s memory for some strange reason does not seem to kick in until age of 16-17, even then it’s a bit blurry. I am, however pretty darn certain, what every the dream was, it was not the life SAAK ended up with.
E) I secretly envy....
Those people who are smarter that I am. Those people who can just meet people. Those people who have people that love them voluntarily and unconditionally and of course you.
Well there you go. I did previously warn you that you will not get those four minute of your life back, don’t blame me.
SAAK initally rejected his tag knowing full well that he is a particularly uninteresting individual. But a) after being yelled at b) because it’s something he would not normally do, and c) for fear of being slapped upside the head with a phone book, here goes SAAK's Things You Should Know.
(Just before I start, if you do read this, you will not be entitled to get the ensuing 4 minutes of your life back)
. Better quality to have. Good kisser or good conversationalist
Conversationalist, no question, there is nothing SAAK enjoys more than a good argument with an intelligent person who can hold up one side of the conversation. We willn’t mention the fact that sane people tend not to voluntarily kiss SAAK (he’s not a particularly pretty person)
Last time you cried?-
Sadly and honestly SAAK has no recollection of crying, not necessarily just because he is a boy, partly, but not wholly. I’m sure he cried at his grandfathers funeral when carrying the coffin, just no memory of it.
How old do you wish you were?
That is an interesting one, SAAK, whilst being chronologically 30, is emotionally probably only 15, but feels every day of 40. Having said that, SAAK does not really “wish” to be any age, but would like to have another crack at being a teenager, really, really ballsed that one up.
What's your real life nickname
Again, somewhat sadly, outside of the occasional (insert surname here)ey and ”Oy, you, yes you, the git in the corner on his pat” no nicknames.
How often do you talk to your mum
SAAK’s mom calls once a week. 7.30 Sunday, the conversation is exactly the same every time and lasts about 2 - 3 minutes not really sure why she does it, SAAK never has anything of any real interest to say, but hey, she seems to like it.
When is the last time someone gave you a dirty look
SAAK is generally oblivious to body language. He’s more likely to walk on by than notice someone giving him an evil look. Besides, he is nothing but cordial all the time, no need for anyone to give dirty looks.
If someone accidentally spits on you while talking do you acknowledge it or ignore it
Well, I’d like to think SAAK would say something particularly witty like “say it, don’t spray if” (I joke). But certainly, you could not let a moment like that just pass without some comment, surely.
Eternal love or endless money supply
SAAK, being the practical personal he is has to say endless money. Throw away lines like “money can’t buy happiness, but it can purchase a close substitute” come to mind. But honestly, I’m not sure SAAK holds any hope for the other option…. (sad I know)
If you were guaranteed that you would succeed, what is the one thing you would do
Live life
11. Finish these sentences;A) Sex on the first date is.....
Hang on a minute here …. That’s jumping the gun a little, a first date of any description would be some kind of god sent one in a million miracle, so we’ll leave it at that
B) On Saturday night I like to....
Drink SAAK into a stupor, but that’s not greatly different to most other days that end in “y”
C) I try to avoid.....
Stupid people, well people in generally, but that is a habit SAAK is trying to remedy (the people in general thing, SAAK still wants to avoid the idiocy of the great unwashed).
D) My childhood dream was..
Honestly, no idea. SAAK’s memory for some strange reason does not seem to kick in until age of 16-17, even then it’s a bit blurry. I am, however pretty darn certain, what every the dream was, it was not the life SAAK ended up with.
E) I secretly envy....
Those people who are smarter that I am. Those people who can just meet people. Those people who have people that love them voluntarily and unconditionally and of course you.
Well there you go. I did previously warn you that you will not get those four minute of your life back, don’t blame me.
posted by scaryasakitten at 8:27 PM
3 Comments:
They were the best responses I've seen yet. You is a funny bugga SAAK. No phone book bashing for you :)
Thanks Steph.
*redirects invoice from psychiatrist (for sessions on morbid fears of phone books) to Much Ado*
Great answers! esp the first one. Got to agree- nothing beats a good argument.
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