New Leaf … Fuck it .. New Tree

Yes, half my life is over, well actually, if you knew how much I drank .... and smoked ..... and how poor my diet has been over the past ten years, half is pretty generous.

But afoot a new dawn, a new day, a new decade ………..a new attitude?

New decade resolutions;

Okay, let’s kill the obvious up front, QUIT SMOKING. Well duh, but thus far, not too bad. There have been no cigarette procurements since SAAK was in his twenties, 3 days, pretty good for me actually.

DRINK LESS, mmmm, not overly convinced about this one. Of SAAK’s vices this is without doubt my favorite ….. mayhaps an AFD every once in a while. Give Mr Liver an opportunity to recuperate.

SOCIALISE MORE, I know what you are saying … “dude, you spend most days that end in the letter ‘y’ at the pub, WTF are you going on about ‘socialise more’”. I mean meet some people, stop being such a hermit, sitting at the pub on your Pat is not only not socalising, it’s a tad bit creepy.

Spend more time with MUM. SAAK’s mum is not well, the whole family came up to the big smoke to celebrate (commiserate depending on your POV) SAAK’s birthday, it was great, but poor mommy was plumb tuckered out most of the time. She’s not been well for a time now and two visits a year for the past ten years seems not quite enough ….

This sounds like a plan, now, all we need it some implementation action.

Anon ….