A little taste of SAAK
Wow, that is an horrible title, well SAAK has never claimed to be particularly creative nor articulate ….
SAAK is not sure if he has told you this, he does have a nasty habit of drivelling shite most of the time, combined with drinking copious amounts, he may well have to you ad nauseam, however, he does enjoy cooking.
Anywho, SAAK’s parents have been away so SAAK has taken it upon himself to cook for his two sisters and their respective husbands and it has been great. SAAK has toned down his menu somewhat, but still, it has been a high point.
Back in the old days, in the dark town, SAAK would set aside one Saturday every fortnight to cook. Indian, Thai, deep fried, you name it SAAK loved the whole thing…. the fact that most of these Saturdays also involved half a case just made it all the better …. SAAK learnt quickly to do the deep frying early ….. deep frying stuff for the fun of it just makes the smoke alarm work harder.
Whilst it is plain to anyone who has actually made it this far that a) SAAK has, in fact, had one or two too may already and b) there is no moral to this story, however, SAAK openly invites all of you to dinner when every the urge hits you.
Au revoir
SAAK is not sure if he has told you this, he does have a nasty habit of drivelling shite most of the time, combined with drinking copious amounts, he may well have to you ad nauseam, however, he does enjoy cooking.
Anywho, SAAK’s parents have been away so SAAK has taken it upon himself to cook for his two sisters and their respective husbands and it has been great. SAAK has toned down his menu somewhat, but still, it has been a high point.
Back in the old days, in the dark town, SAAK would set aside one Saturday every fortnight to cook. Indian, Thai, deep fried, you name it SAAK loved the whole thing…. the fact that most of these Saturdays also involved half a case just made it all the better …. SAAK learnt quickly to do the deep frying early ….. deep frying stuff for the fun of it just makes the smoke alarm work harder.
Whilst it is plain to anyone who has actually made it this far that a) SAAK has, in fact, had one or two too may already and b) there is no moral to this story, however, SAAK openly invites all of you to dinner when every the urge hits you.
Au revoir
posted by scaryasakitten at 9:27 AM
3 Comments:
Auburn, not sure you’d be wanting to arm wrestle SAAK, he is pretty buff, been working out …. NAR … that’s just a lie.
Make sure there is enough Vodka (capital v) for both of us though.
I tried to fry me some chips the other day. won't try that again. My neighbours were scared i was having a bonfire in my flat. Fecking smoke alarms.
Given that information, SAAK has made a unilateral decision that he and Auburn will cook, (yes, SAAK is of the sharing and caring persuasion) and Steph can be host …. Just make sure the Vodkas are never empty!
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