Curse Sir Walter Raleigh

He was such a stupid git.

Yes, the enviable has indeed lived up to its definition. After several weeks of hard drinking, SAAK is forced to admit he has again taken up with his old reliable friends Messrs Benson and Hedges.

At the end of the day blind freddy could have seen this eventuation, small country town, nothing to do in the evenings but drink… and hey what better accompaniment to Alcamahol and cigarmarettes, throw in some caffeine and you have the trifecta of SAAK’s favorite drugs.

Things are slow here and, despite the people around, a little lonely in the middle of nowhere, next time you’re in the neighbourhood, stop by, SAAK could do with the pep up.