Hello Uncle SAAK

SAAK’s baby sister is having a baby, despite the fact that she is unlikely to call the child Seven as per SAAK’s wishes, this news does gladden his heart. SAAK recently turned 31, yes the bottom of the hill is in plane view, and it’s not pretty and things were a little down.

SAAK does think he will make a great uncle, this child is going to be so spoiled her parents (yes Seven is a feminine name, yet only 12 weeks old SAAK feels it’s a girl, otherwise SAAK would be pushing for B3ob as the name, the 3 is silent) are going to rue the day they introduced her to uncle SAAK.

From a completely selfish perspective, which, lets face it SAAK takes life in general, this does distract from the suckenness of getting older. Sunday, SAAK was filled with the dread that, yes another year is gone and no, nothing has changed and yes, it is now more likely that this life will be lonely and sucky for ever. Now though, SAAK has something to look forward to.

This child will speak such proper English that only SAAK will appreciate its beauty and be so damn sarcastic that even her mother would.. you would have to know SAAK’s little sister….

:-) for something different…